Garrett's Squat Tunes Reviews #1: Donda

Garrett's dream in life is to become a music critic so with this new reoccurring series of posts I will allow that dream to come true. Garrett's Squat Tunes Reviews will consist of his full review of an album, his favorite and least favorite track, and a final Squat Score to see if it's a full rep at 12 squats or not worth squat at 0. Earlier I texted him to review this album because it was new and I wasn't sure what it was and asked him all the required questions that needed to be answered for this to be a true Garrett's Squat Tunes Review so I'll be copy and pasting his texts verbatim. So here's his first entry: the tenth album by Mr. Kanye West titled Donda.

The Review

"Kanye is finally rapping again. I thought the album was his best in like a decade. Almost no skips on a two hour long album. Might be rap album of the year."

Very little to be said about the album despite it being a rap album of the year contender in his opinion. Let's see what his favorite and least favorite tracks are and perhaps we'll get more insight on Donda.

Favorite Track

""God breathed" was my favorite track because the instrumental was cool a fuck."

Many hours later...

" I lied. Off the grid is my Favorite track because Kanye raps his ASS off on it. It's a return to form from like 2010 Kanye. And the instrumental has these awesome synth parts on it."

Least Favorite Track

"I wasn't as big on "no child left beind""

Squat Score

"Oh damn out of 12 I'd say 10. 10 out of 12 squats"

Well there it is the first installment of Garrett's Squat Tunes Reviews. Looks like we have ourselves a winner with Donda. So I guess buy it or whatever. What will Garrett review next? Squat ya later...

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