Top 50 Greatest Things: #13

My top 50 greatest things.

Number 13: Chocolate milk

Just delectable. One of the best aspects of traveling to me is trying different chocolate milks from different regions of the country. When preparing chocolate milk at home, I use Hershey's chocolate syrup and tend to go a little lighter on it in the mixture. My current favorite chocolate milk is whatever dairy processing plants the grocers in South Carolina buy their stuff from. Great Value, Lowes Food, Kroger... same shit, different label. It is divine.

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The Devin Tour Diary 2023

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